Angelina Jolie Thinks Americans Are Smarter

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

IMDB is reporting that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's new baby Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-pitt was delivered by a US doctor on Saturday. Angelina refused to let a foreign - more inexperienced - doctor perform the cesarean. Dr. Jason Rothbart was flown from LA to Namibia, and took charge of Jolie's labor at The Cottage Medi-Clinic Hospital.

Dr. Rothbart tells People:"Angelina underwent a scheduled cesarean due to breech presentation. The baby was a healthy seven pounds. Brad was with Angelina in the operating room the entire time and cut the umbilical cord of his daughter. The surgery and birth went flawlessly. "

I don't think anyone should blame Angelina Jolie for this move. I don't think anyone would want to let a Nambia doctor deliver their first born, or any born for that matter. The dream of a Namibian med student is performing CPR on chickens and hoping to go to Med School in Mexico. Bottom line: The world laughs at anyone that goes to Med School down there. Getting a GED in the United States is more impressive than having a Medical degree from Mexico. Just think.. Would you rather have Dr. House or Dr. NambuChuckCluckrick deliver your baby. Pictures are listed below if you don't know who I'm talking about.

Posted by Unknown at 5/31/2006  
5 comments
Anonymous said...

I have no problem with Jolie flying an American doctor to Africa to deliver her baby, but I'll be damned if I want to her her bitch about humans being the cause of global warming.

10:39 AM  
2 Mars Bars said...

Ironic choice of US Doctor, since Hugh Laurie is a Brit :D

4:06 PM  
smartmoneyguide said...

Ah, how we all love Angelina's pouting lips and strange idiosyncrasies!

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8:17 AM  
Anonymous said...

possessed!!!!!!!!!!

9:44 AM  
Anonymous said...

But Americans don't like her.

9:46 AM  

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