Paul Abdul Is A Lying Whore

Friday, April 14, 2006

Page Six confirmed that American Idol judge Paula Abdul has been accused of fabricating claims about her being attacked at a private party earlier this month. Abdul claims that Lefkowitz "grabbed her by the arm and threw her against a wall", while at Los Angeles hotspot Xenii. But Lefkowitz insists that she is lying about everything.

His lawyer Michael Nasatir tells PageSix.com, "The press accounts of the so-called altercation between Jim Lefkowitz and Paula Abdul at Xenii last Sunday morning are completely outrageous and utterly false. Mr. Lefkowitz did not have an argument with Ms Abdul nor did he have any physical contact with her whatsoever. He was merely an innocent bystander at an unfortunate incident."

I don't really care who's right here, as long as it forces Abdul to stay in bankruptcy for the foreseeable future. I'm not going to be happy until she is back dancing with cartoon cats. Just replace "cartoon cats" with "private dances in hourly rented hotel rooms."

Posted by darkhat at 4/14/2006  
4 comments
Anonymous said...

when does she not lie?

8:54 AM  
Anonymous said...

She's half-cut pretty much 24/7.

1:07 PM  
Anonymous said...

7 of 24 mucho prettay

5:45 AM  
Anonymous said...

She looks like she got hit by a whore train. skeezy

9:10 AM  

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