Tom Cruise Is Sexual Master And Psychic
Friday, April 14, 2006
GQ reports that Tom Cruise and pregnant fiancee Katie Holmes have a "spectacular" sex because they have superior scientology communications skills. Cruise had this to say about his sex life in the May issue of GQ magazine. He was a huge pusher of the physical act being a "by-product" of a successful pairing.
Cruise told GQ "Sex is about the connection. Great sex is a by-product, for me, of a great relationship, where you have communication and it's an extension of that. Where it's just free. And that's how it should be. It's spectacular. If you're not in good communication with your partner, it sucks. (Meaningless sex outside of a relationship) is really horrible and pathetic and lonely."
Cruise also claimed he basically has psychic powers and knew Katie was pregnant the moment she was. He said:"I just picked something up. I knew at that moment that she was pregnant."
I understand that Tom Cruise may very well think these are cavalier ideas, but the fact remains; everyone knows that communication is important. What kind of moron goes around preaching "no communication is the key to a good relationship."You've never heard it have you? Of coarse not, unless you're me. I prefer having sex with women who won't talk, usually street walkers.
Having sex with a pregnant women must be one fo the scarriest things ever.
HAS ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THAT TOM ONLY DEFINES HIMSELF THRU HIS MOVIES?
He has NO other reality but the one he has created for himself. when asked by Diane Sawyer about his relationship with his dying father, all Tom could say was that his father had not seen any of his movies. that is what the geniuses at South Park have also picked up on -- and in the brilliant "Trapped in the Closet" episode, they had Tom falling apart because L-Ron Hubbard had not seen any of his movies.
the man is a robot. his reality is his self-definition as "MOVIE STAR". he has totally programmed himself. which means that even if his natural orientation is to be gay, he will use his 7th level Thetan power to suppress it. it's incredible that he was able to hand-pick Katie as the stupid fool who could be lured into his lair by promises of a screen test. that's all it took. i tell you that 7th level Thetan power is impressive.
the truth about this man will not come out until after his death. he has everything wrapped up and controled for now. i'm sure that even his kids have signed confidentiality agreements.
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