Kelly Clarkson Is Good At Eating Hot Dogs

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

There are some things in life you don't want to be too good at. One is eating, because....well... you get fat.

Take Kelly Clarkson for example: You're hanging out with your friends in the Bahamas on Sunday, but you realize you aren't the sex symbol you once were. My bad, she was never a sex symbol, but you know what I mean. If you're wondering why you have more cellulite than that hippo wearing a one piece bathing suit, it may be the 17 hot dogs you forgot to throw up. fatty.


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Posted by darkhat at 4/19/2006  
2 comments
Anonymous said...

yikes...

sorry, but i never imagined a day, when i would actually advise someone to see a plastic surgeon.

harsh i realize...

2:02 PM  
Anonymous said...

yeah i much prefer clavicles popping out and worn down enamel on the teeth from constant barfing...

3:43 PM  

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