Kevin Federline Is A Marriage Counselor
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
F.F. has confirmed that Kevin Federline has trashed Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey for seperating and insists he and Britney Spears will always be together.The washed up rapper is not impressed by Jess and Nick's decision to get divorced and claims he will never break a vow.
He told America's Spin magazine: "I ain't gettin' no divorce. Fuck that! I don't believe in that shit.Once you get married, you're in it for the fight. Nick and Jessica did their whole thing together. They really blew up together on that show. They deserve whatever they get."
I think a safe stratagy in life is to look at people like Kevin Federline- no check that- look at Kevin Federline, and just do the opposite. Whatever actions he takes, advice he gives, or passions he has; move in any direction but that. I swear to god, If Kevin told me NOT to masturbate with the skin of a porky pine, I would have one swolen dick right now.
The last thing anyone needs is advice from a two-timing,trailer-park living, social climber who is also a runaway dad.
Counseling? No, more like the blind leading the blind.
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