Ashlee Thinks She's Hotter Than Jessica

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Female First is reporting that Ashlee Simpson has claimed that she is sexier and more attractive than her sister Jessica. Apparently, somebody needs psychiatric help.

She is quoted in Scotland's Daily Record newspaper as saying: "I'm taller than she is and my legs are longer than hers…I got lucky because my chest size isn't completely massive"

As someone who's done research on sexy woman, which is mostly based on cruising the internet looking at pay only porn sites, everyone knows Jessica Simpson is hotter. Ashlee Simpson couldn't win a beauty pagent that was held at Taco Bell.

Posted by darkhat at 4/27/2006  
5 comments
Anonymous said...

I think that they are both the same. In different photos they look differently. You can't really tell unless you see them in person with little to no makeup on.

10:37 AM  
Anonymous said...

Jessica is much hotter

10:43 AM  
Anonymous said...

Quite the tits she's got in that picture.

2:36 PM  
Anonymous said...

Jessica looks better with make-up or without make-up.

8:08 PM  
Anonymous said...

Hahahaha!!! Are you cereal? Asslee is a BIRDMANBEARPIG!!!

8:12 PM  

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