Lindsay Lohan Front Runner For Lead Of "Dallas"
Friday, March 17, 2006
Reports have confirmed that Lindsay Lohan is the front runner to play the sexy Lucy Ewing Cooper (Poison Dwarf) in the highly anticipated movie version of Dallas, which was a popular 80's soap.
Charlene Tilton, who use to play the role, said: "I think it's a great choice." Jennifer Lopez is going to play alcoholic Sue Ellen in the movie and John Travolta is rumored to star as her husband JR Ewing. Luke Wilson and Shirly MacLaine are also expected to star in the movie.
Listen. I have no idea what this show even is, but rumors of the cast are flying all over the internet. I don't know how someone like Lindsay would even know about a show that came out when she was 3. The only role she's perfectly for is a hooker in fishnet stockings, selling her ass for some coke.
Both her and Jessica Simpson would be puuurrrrrfect for this movie. You know, back in the day, Charlene Tilton was considered THE most gorgeous babe around - but when you look at pictures of her now, you can hardly remember why. She was very short, pudgy and really busty. I think you got the "dwarf" part right. Anyway, this tv show really was amazing. This phenomenon may be a little before your time, though. You're probably of the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" era. If this movie sucks, I'm going to be mad as hell.
ya it's way before his time, according to his myspace, Darkie is a straight, 24 year old slim/slender white male in New York. Way to young for this show.
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