Julia Styles Hates Hollywood Skanks

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Contact Music is reporting that Julia Stiles has attacked the "it" girls of Hollywood for usng their sexuality to become famous. Stiles claims there is a "Lolita phenomenon" , where young women promote themselves as sexy airheads. She explains:

"I grew up with Madonna and other female icons who were sexual, but they owned it, they were in control and they had the brains to back it up. Today, pop culture is full of images of young women who are very sexual and provocative, but they're not the ones in control of their image - they're just put out there by their handlers for public consumption. They're not really expressing anything; they're using their ability to turn men on as a way of selling albums or movie tickets. "It's not even so much a feminist issue for me; It's more of an artistic issue - it's an empty product."

Based on the fact that Julia Stiles uses words I don't understand, I'm going to just masturbate using my feces as lubricant. I understand where she is coming from, though. I've always been considered the John Gotti of bloggers. Friends and Family tell me " You can't be so flashy" and "it's not the way of our people." Regardless of what they say, many people still believe my rise to fame was only based on my sexy myspace pictures. You know. The one where I am wearing the mistletoe over my crotch while sprawling out over the tiger rug. Grrrr baby.

Posted by darkhat at 3/08/2006  
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Anonymous said...

Ewww

7:35 AM  

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