Jessica Simpson Is Paranoid

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Jessica Simpson has become extremely paranoid and believes that "everyone is out to get here." She says:

“It’s so cruel and I just try not to let it affect me, whatever everybody was thinking about me. If I did, I don’t think I’d be here now,” Contactmusic quoted her as saying. “I can’t save anything from being talked about because then it becomes this game, and it’s not a fun game. I feel like everybody’s always out to get me, and that’s a weird feeling.”

Back when I was making money being a sly con artist, I use to also be paranoid. I would trick people at the old folks home into competing against me in sack races. Now most of them are old, look like raisins, and can barely walk. And I'm usually described as "built like a beautiful stallion" or "legs like a thoroughbred", so you know it wasn't easy to make myself look like I was a chump. Oddly enough, they never caught me and Mrs. Elsworth still signs over her social security check to me because of the money she owes.

Posted by darkhat at 3/08/2006  
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