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Kate Moss allegedly used a £65,000 Faberge egg to carry cocaine, ecstasy and roofies around the world with her. Customs was never able to catch her as she partied from job to job. Gavin Maselle, close friend of Kate's at the time said: "She produced Rohypnol and Es out of this Faberge egg. She took two Rohypnol pills. We then lay in her bed chatting, then she passed out.Kate travelled the world with that egg."

Maselle also claims Kate indulged in cocaine parties with fellow supermodel Naomi Campbell. He said:

"They ordered 30 grams of coke. Kate took me into the bathroom. There was just loads of coke, lines racked up everywhere."

I remember my days as a famous tube sock smuggler in the Maluku Islands. Unlike Kate, I pushed far too much weight to be able to hide my stuff in a silly egg. Obviously ,the tube socks were stolen and I sold them for a discounted price to the natives, and it was all profit. My cover was a cross dressing head mistress at a orphanage. I forced all the orphans to come on these trips with me and they each wore about 50 pairs of tube socks each, until one day little Billy rolled on me. Luckily, I killed all the witnesses and I am a free man. WOOOAHHH