Denzel Washington Likes How Angelina Moves

Monday, March 27, 2006

Female First is reporting that Denzel Washington can be added to the list of men who want to bang Angelina Jolie. Denzel, who is usually under the radar for celeb gossip, thinks Angelina is the sexiest Hollywood star.

Denzel had this to say about Angelina"Well, what can I say! She's very sexy, there's just something about the way she moves. She's like liquid."

She's like liquid? OK, we need to lay some ground rules for you. If the most desirable female is basically married to Brad Pitt, you better do something better than comparing her to liquid. I'm not saying liquid is a bad thing, it's very necessary to sustain life and remain hydrated, but I doubt it's a good pick up line. The only way Angelina is going to be impressed is if you ride around on a unicycle, while juggling spinning plates, as you are reading a story to some paraplegic orphans with cancer.

Posted by darkhat at 3/27/2006  
6 comments
Anonymous said...

A little late, denzel, a little late my friend.

8:04 AM  
Anonymous said...

Yeah, he makes a movie with her and 5 years later gets a boner.

8:33 AM  
Anonymous said...

Dude Denzel is the man he can say whatever he wants. She could be like liquid, rocks, glue, food, vomit. Anything cause Denzel is THE MAN! Becareful Brad! Soon it will be Zahara Jolie Washington. LOL

10:53 AM  
Anonymous said...

yer right, she's like vomit (kidding)

11:59 AM  
Anonymous said...

Denzel doesn't even make any good movies anymore. what has he done? Inside man suoked.

11:09 AM  
Anonymous said...

yeah, he's doing the hostagy/bank robbery thing to death. He's going the way of Al Pacino in terms of playing different roles, but always being the exact same guy.

8:12 AM  

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