Britney spears Is Probably Not Pregnant
Monday, March 27, 2006
IMDB is reporting that fat ass Britney Spears has shot down rumors that she is pregnant with her second child by getting piss drunk in a Las Vegas, Nevada restaurant. Britney was celebrating husband Kevin Federline's 28th birthday and on Tuesday night, and drank a bunch of Cosmopolitans. On the other Hand, she didn't stop eating. She ate a plate of spare ribs, crispy tuna, pork rolls, lobster tempura, and Chilean sea bass, and a few other things. I'm really not kidding.
I'm not taking either side of this argument, just like a presidential candidate won't take a side on which race is the best, or sex for that matter. I'm sure if Britney knew she as pregnant, she would still down drink after drink. She wouldn't care for the welfare of a baby. I'm pretty sure Sean Preston would have a better chance of success if he was raised by those sea monkeys you can send away for that die in 7 hours.
This chick is prego! She already made her statement! Leave the dam girl alone. Although this pic IS Horendous! But I guess you can't avoid it when photographers are following you everywhere! Are you sure there wasn't a photographer subadiving taking a pic of her underwater. Stirring up some more commotion.
Correction: Scubadiving I'm a foreigner who hasn't taken an English class and have a heavy accent so people like you can get mad and aggravated and tell me to leave the country! LOL LOL
You are nuts! You remind me of someone who yells at people in parking lots for stealing your space.
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