The 2006 Razzie Awards Better Than Oscars
Monday, March 06, 2006
If you're like me and have no real life, Saturday night was interesting because it was the 2006 Razzie Awards. The Razzie Awards is a yearly ceremony that picks the worst actors and actresses in Hollywood. Here it goes: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes stole the show at Saturday's Razzie Awards, scooping the Most Tiresome Tabloid Target award for their never ending boring relationship. Paris Hilton won the women most likely to turn into a preying mantis (cough), I mean the Worst Supporting Actress for her role in House Of Wax.
Dirty Love, scooped up four gongs including Worst Actress for Jenny McCarthy, Worst Director, Worst Screenplay and Worst Film. Nicole Kidman and Will Ferrell were awarded the Worst Screen Couple for their roles in Bewitched, while Hayden Christensen took home the honors of the Worst Supporting Actor for Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith.
Isn't this more exciting than a boring Oscars ceremony? It's alwasy much more exciting to watch people suck, rather than watch them prosper. It's sort of like when I use to make my mom shovel our driveway when I was younger. Man, I'm such a edgy bad boy.