Kid Rock Falls In Love With Porn Stars

Monday, March 06, 2006

F. First is reporting that Kid Rock fallen in love and dating a porn star, or hooker even. Kid allegedly hooked up with hooker/porn star Brianna Banks and is said to be head of heels in love with this slut. The king of white trash, who got famous the same way you find a penny on the ground, is bringing this skank everywhere with him.

A source said "They had an immediate chemistry as soon as they met."

Most people understand that women are put on earth for men's sexual pleasure and to be slaves, but Kid Rock just doesn't get it. He thinks he's a regular Tucker Max, while he is practically paying for sex. I'm pretty sure he is paying for her entertainment in one way or another. Here is the girl that Kid Rock, plus every man in America, now sees naked on a regular basis.

Posted by darkhat at 3/06/2006  
3 comments
Anonymous said...

Jenna loves brianna

7:19 AM  
Anonymous said...

Kid is lucky to get a tube sock

1:40 PM  
Anonymous said...

I think the mother of his son is a former porn star. Forgot her name though.

10:35 PM  

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