2006 Acadamy Awards Ultra Post

Monday, March 06, 2006

Last night was the 2006 Acadamy Awards. I'll just give a quick recap of the better awards, because the show sucks every year. Crash won the best picture of the year.Ang Lee won the best director honor for anal pirate story of Brokeback Mountain. Reese Witherspoon won the best female award, while Philip Seymour Hoffman won it for the male catagory. That newley found man of gluttony, George Clooney, was able to snag up the best supporting actor award. Next year I plan on showing up at the Acadamy Awards with no pants and masturbate to the girls as they come up on the red carpet.




Posted by darkhat at 3/06/2006  
4 comments
Anonymous said...

What's up with Will Smith's face lol

6:25 AM  
Anonymous said...

ha, i think he is having a orgasm

6:37 AM  
Anonymous said...

I watched it, it's the worst few hours of my life.

7:21 AM  
Anonymous said...

Reese is so cute. I want to squeeze her until she can't breathe

1:41 PM  

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