Celebs, Hot Celebrities, Celebrity Pictures

This is Eva Longoria in her trashy and freaky photo shoot in the brand new April issue of GQ. Eva is never the girl you would bring home to your mother. Unless of coarse, your mother was some time of evil demon hooker. The type that walks around teaching minorities and children how to be better sluts.

I use to wish I had a mother like that. Oh, I guess I should mention that it is rumored her and Joaquin Phoenix are banging each other. Well, Eva would prefer "making love" I'm sure. Whore.