Paris Hilton May Play The Role Of Mother Teresa

Monday, February 13, 2006

Newindpress has confirmed that the well known Malayalam director T. Rajeevnath, is looking for an actress to play Mother Teresa in his upcoming film. His top pick he is trying to get is Paris Hilton. This guy claims he was impressed that she declined to pose nude for Playboy. I swear to God this is not a joke, check the source. I am ready to have a seizure.

This chemically imbalanced directory said: "My agents in California have contacted Paris Hilton."



He continued with: Although there are several actresses willing to play the role of Mother Teresa, the most widely respected and loved person, the history of the actress who is finally chosen for the role would have to be analysed thoroughly before she is chosen."

I'm not sure if they have TV's in other countries, or if they just basically watch tigers jump on the slow villagers and eat them. I just can't see how this guy can think Paris "biggest skank ever" Hilton could play Mother Teresa. If I had to pick one women not to have in this role, it would probably be Paris. Does he know anything about her besides the fact that she turned down Playboy? I'm sure Mother Teresa pissed in cabs, made sex tapes, and was a arrogant bitch. Good job casting buddy.

Posted by darkhat at 2/13/2006  
4 comments
Anonymous said...

That would be the funniest thing ever.

10:41 AM  
Anonymous said...

There is no way she will play this role. It wouldn't even be right, no just god would allow it.

10:57 AM  
Anonymous said...

not happening

11:44 AM  
Anonymous said...

anti christ

7:55 AM  

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