Janet Jackson Loses Weight Or Loses Job

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Page Six has confirmed that Janet Jackson has been ordered to lose weight or they will not be able to release her album.

The source claims: "Janet had a really bad year.... Her album 'Damita Jo' was a flop. Then her brother Michael had the child-molestation trial - it just wasn't good to her. This new album is supposed to be pretty good, but Virgin feels it can't market it without Janet being back in fighting form, so they have hired her a personal trainer and put her on a diet. She has to lose at least 20 pounds."

I really don't see how people let themselves get this fat. Who cares if your brother is a child molesting bastard, it doesn't mean you have to gain 400 pounds. I can't believe they told her she only needs to lose 20 pounds. If she lost 20 pounds she may be able to buy a smaller hat, but that's about it. She's like one of those fat people on Jerry Springer. The ones that need to have a military tank come and destroy half the house to get them out.

Posted by darkhat at 2/14/2006  
3 comments
Anonymous said...

I didn't know she was that fat. Unbelieveable.

7:36 AM  
Anonymous said...

She has had more stress than most people have in a year. You have to understand that.

7:55 AM  
Anonymous said...

I think she ate my island for dinner.

8:10 AM  

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