Moss and Theron Doing Female Brokeback Mountain
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
Anaova (whoever the hell this is) is reporting that Kate Moss and Charlize Theron are set to play in a lesbian film, which is directed by the man who did Brokeback Mountain, Ang Lee. The movie is based on the life of singer Dusty Springfield, who will be played by Charlize Theron. Theron ends up meeting her sexy socialite lover, who is played by Kate Moss. The film will follow the entire life of Dusty, from her birth to her death of cancer in 1999.
A source said: "Kate's the ideal choice to play the love of Dusty's early life. She's beautiful, aloof and she epitomises swinging London. There'll probably be sexual scenes but as Ang is behind the camera they will be very tastefully done. Kate's character breaks Dusty's heart and sparks off the chain of tumultuous relationships that dogged her throughout her life."
This will be one of the greatest movies of all time. I was just punching my ex girlfriend in the kidneys the other day, thinking about them making the mainstream gay movie, Brokeback Mountain. God must have heard me praying for a famous lesbian movie to come out, because here it is. Well, God or the acid I took.
I bet tehy both back out. Neither of one them has the balls to make out on screen.
I LOVE lesbians more than anyone will ever know or imagine. Men-- that shouldn't be allowed in the US.
They didn't sign a contract and both of them will back out. I garrantee, you can take it right to the bank.
It will happen if the money is there. Green is theo nly color that matters.
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