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Breaking News has confirmed that Paris Hilton's publicists are trying to silence a Hawaiian taxi-driver who claims that she urinated in his cab. Harden Jamison, who is the taxi drive, claims the hotel heiress was too drunk to notice she'd wet herself when he picked her and boyfriend Stavros Niarchos (cough cough, starving nachos) up after a party on Maui. The disgusted cab driver claims he mopped up the mess with a towel and plans to use Hilton's own DNA as evidence against her.

Jamison Says:

"They were all drunk and abusive. I kicked them out and flagged down a cop."

Sometimes I really wonder why people are so fake. Like how everyone rips on Paris Hilton, but when they see her in public, they kiss her ass. If I ever saw this drunk, pissing herself skank in public, I'd give her a cobra strike to the throat. Then when she was on the ground I'd piss on her face, because hey, that's what tuff guys do.