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F.F. is reporting that Jessica Simpson is completely obsessed with her own breasts. The very sexy Jessica, who usually has lipstick on her teeth, claims she loves every inch of her body. She is really into looking and feeling all of her curves, including her ass and breasts. Jessica insists she wouldn't do a thing to change her perfect body, especially her breasts.

She is quoted in Britain's Heat magazine:




"I have amazing boobs. They're just perfect. At school, my boobs were bigger than all my friends and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory."

Sometimes I just try and sit down and figure out how you could have so much in common with another person. It's like there really is fate, because me and Jessica are so similar. She is obsessed with her breasts, and so am I. It is so uncanny that two people that have never met can have so much in common. I think it is obvious I am going to have to spend more time looking through her garbage for used tampons, and less time getting drunk and insulting my parents.