George Clooney Wants To Make A Perfect Women

Friday, January 13, 2006

Contact Music is saying that George Clooney wishes he could create a flawless women using different parts of his actress co-stars. George, who broke up with longterm love Lisa Snowdon last year, envisions a romantic future with a Michelle Pfeiffer lookalike, and a perfect personality.

He says:





"The ideal woman is a mixture. She should have Nicole Kidman's laughter, then the personality of Julia Roberts and the aspect of Michelle Pfeiffer, the quintessence of beauty. And finally the ambition of Jennifer Lopez."

Wow. I don't know where some men get your taste. The only part they may be OK with any of this "ultimate hottie" formula is Julia's personality. I can't say I have heard NicoleKidman's laugh, but as long as it doesn't sound like a drowning cat clawing a baby to death, it's fine. Michelle Pfeiffer for looks? Isn't she a grandmother or something? Is she 84 yet? Oh and one more thing, Jenny from the block has no ambition. Ben played the hell out of her.

Posted by darkhat at 1/13/2006  
2 comments
Reese said...

He forgot to add one thing - he'd like his ideal woman to have a penis. Ha!

5:53 PM  
Anonymous said...

LOLOLOL

10:25 AM  

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