Tom Cruise Is Naming Baby In Honor Of Ellen
Friday, January 13, 2006
Female First is reporting that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have talked about calling their baby Dellen. The Hollywood actor and his droopy faced fiancee quipped they were planning to give their unborn child the unusual name in honor chat show host Ellen DeGeneres during an interview on her program, 'The Ellen DeGeneres Show'. Once again, I'm serious. The two also told Ellen they would consider hiring her as a babysitter, if that was something she wanted to do.
Ellen told the couple:
"Send it over because, babysitting, I think, is like $12 an hour. And they will take advantage of you for like $15."
I can't think of a worst person to name your child after than Ellen. Seriously, if the baby is going to be a girl, than name it Ellen, I guess. If it's a boy, you don't have to name it Dellen. That is just plain stupid. And what is this about her babysitting? Well, I guess their child will have a firm grasp on feminism and why men are so evil. Hopefully she doesn't turn this kid into a Brokeback Mountain toddler.