Cindy Crawford Picks Her Nose
Friday, January 13, 2006
In breaking news, Cindy Crawford decided to pick her nose in public the other day. If you are under the age of 15 you probably don't even know who she is, but she was once a hot supermodel. Today she is nothing more than a alcoholic mom who wears to much makeup. This is almost exactly like the commercial for Pepsi she did a few, maybe 10 years back. Just hanging out at the gas station, but this time she decides to go digging.
You have to know if your a celebrity that people are just waiting for you to make a jackass out of yourself. I know that I always make sure the cameras are never on me. I keep the shades closed in all the bedrooms of my house, and when I go out I always pay attention to everything I'm doing. Actually, I just act like that after I've freebased some crack cocaine.