Jessica Simpson Got Punched In The Face

Friday, January 13, 2006

F.F. is reporting that Jessica Simpson came out of a restaurant Wednesday night with a black eye. The sexy celeb, who recently announced she was splitting from husband Nick Lachey after three years of marriage, was photographed as she left the Los Angeles restaurant Sushi Roku.

A source is quoted in Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper as saying:



"She seemed to be hiding her face for some reason and when she got into her car, it looked like she had a huge black eye."

There is nothing sexier than a girl that can take a decent punch to the jaw, or in this case, the eye. I can see if someone wanted to punch a worthless girl, but not Jessica. Based on what she looks like, and the wallpaper on my computer, she is a great person. If I find out who did this to her they will get their spine torn out sub-zero style.

Posted by darkhat at 1/13/2006  
5 comments
koen said...

Both feet on the ground again, not bad!

1:43 PM  
Reese said...

"Based on what she looks like ... she's a great person."

Ha, ha, ha! You're funny!

2:27 PM  
Anonymous said...

hopefully she doesn't get hit by a train

10:45 AM  
Anonymous said...

Its from Botox/Restalyne injections it happens fairly regularly, sorry to dissappoint the fans who would love to see her get bitch smacked

9:37 PM  
Reese said...

Botox at age, what? 24? That's effed up.

11:57 AM  

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