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Tom Cruise brought Katie Holmes to his daughters soccer game over the weekend. I don't know how much soccer they may or may not have watched, but Katie Holmes is definitely getting fatter. I understand that it is expected since she's pregnant, but whatever. She is still fat.






Take a look at picture number two down there. Look at Tom Cruise's mouth. What is that? gum? I sure hope so. If that isn't gum there is only one other explanation. Tom Cruise forgot to swallow during his latest crack run in which he was selling his body on the corner.

New rule: If your pregnant you are not allowed to make out in public with anyone. If you are a man you are not allowed to make out with a women in public that is pregnant. The only penalty for this action should be death.