Jessica and Nick Officially Separate
Friday, November 25, 2005
It is official as reports are flooding in that Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey have separated for good. After three years of marriage, the couple jointly announced their separation Wednesday, their publicists Meredith O'Sullivan and Rob Shooter confirmed:
"After three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, we have decided to part ways. This is the mutual decision of two people with an enormous amount of respect and admiration for each other. We hope that you respect our privacy during this difficult time."
Well, it's about time Jessica finally saw through that sham husband of her's. Jessica Simpson can now move on to more interesting things, like dildo shows for me, or something like that. Anyways, this is really only restating the obvious. Everybody knew these two were ready to split and it is just official now.