Eva Longoria is married

Friday, July 06, 2007

Eva Longoria has finally married long time boyfriend and San Antonio Spurs point guard Tony Parker. The morons in France require a couple to get married at city hall before their real wedding, which they just did, and the fancy shit will happen tomorrow.

The Daily Mail confirms: Eva's co-star Teri Hatcher led the arrivals in Paris followed by Felicity Huffman and husband William H Macy in anticipation of the second nuptials tomorrow. Other stars also in France for the wedding include ex-Arsenal star Thierry Henry, Sheryl Crow and Fantastic Four star Jessica Alba. Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones are also expected to attend. The couple's civil ceremony is required by French law and will precede Saturday's religious ceremony, which will be held at Paris's Eglise Saint-Germain l'Auxerrois, followed by a typically extravagant party at 17th-century castle, Chateau Vaux-le-Vicomte.

I'm not really sure how Tony Parker was able to trick Eva Longoria into marrying him, but I'm sure he's a sorcerer or something. He probably drinks frog blood and dances around fire. Nah, not that. She's really just overrated. She looks like most women I've seen cleaning hotel bathrooms.


Posted by Unknown at 7/06/2007  

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