Paris Hilton is the top dog

Friday, June 15, 2007

One thing you can learn from the sissies at Lynwood is that Paris Hilton runs shit. According to one inmate that served time with her, she's the "top dog." Apparently she wears make-up and pink polka dot prison scrubs rather than the orange suit. Since Paris has been there, inmates claim the food has even improved

Soraya said: "They are thankful. The whole facility is benefiting from this - they are feeding us better and releasing us earlier because they don't want people around her."

Besides being a hardened street thug, I'm also an expert in Psychology. I really forgot what I was going to say, so just know that your prison is a joke is Paris is the "top dog." That's like me winning a small penis contests. Or a ugly smile tournament.


Posted by Unknown at 6/15/2007  

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