Salma Hayek Is Fat For 9 Months

Friday, March 09, 2007

It is now confirmed that Salma Hayek will never be hot again. She admitted her pregnancy late yesterday, and everybody has already mentioned, so I'll just sum it up.

Every source in the world claims: She is pregnant, and now very fat. She will have a child and never be as sexy as her strip scene in from Dusk till Dawn."

I really don't understand why these whores consistently get themselves fat. If you are going to get fat, at least do it by eating tacos. There's really no reason to have a little kid. When I get a girl pregnant I change my name, address, and actually pay for reconstructive sugery. Yes, my friends. I'm that classy!

Source

Posted by Unknown at 3/09/2007  
0 comments

Post a Comment