Gisele Bundchen Is Likely Pregnant

Monday, March 12, 2007

The Boston Globe is reporting that Gisele Bunchen is pregnant. The Globe has picked up the story from a Brazilian gossip website. The New York Daily News also picked up the story, claiming that "Bundchen has been letting the news that she is two months pregnant slip to her confidantes. The paper's source said, '[Gisele] has told friends it's true.'"

Gisele's boyfriend, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, is also expecting a baby with his ex-girlfriend, Bridget Moynahan.

Clearly Gisele missed that day in grade 7 where the teachers explained the different ways to avoid pregnancy. From what I remember, there's: abstinence; birth control pills; condoms; and, my personal favourite, pulling on your earlobe and jumping on one foot. No wait, that's how you get water out of your ear! Damn, no wonder I've had 8 abortions!


Posted by Reese at 3/12/2007  

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