Britney Wants To Bang This Guy

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Britney Spears has found love at an AA meeting. His name is Jason Filyaw, and you can see his myspace page here. He is the 33-year-old, lead guitarist of a band called Riva. Sources say that she calls him constantly and her nicknames for him include:Mr. Secret Underground Guy and J-Sun.

A source said "Britney adores Jason. He's been a tower of strength for her at the lowest point in her life. She's convinced Jason can help her through rehab because, as an alcoholic, he's been through the same thing."

Everybody knows the best time to pick up a girl is when she's at her weakest. And going to an AA meeting shows you are powerless. I actually go to AA meetings all the time just to pick up women. The solution to their addiction is in my pants. And it isn't going to suck itself, baby!


Posted by Unknown at 3/14/2007  

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