Britney Spears Is The Anti-Christ
Monday, March 05, 2007
Since the dawn of my penis, mankind has waited for a story so big that nobody would believe it. Now we may have it. I am just going to quote most of the article because I don't want to rewrite it. Here goes...
According to News of The World and other sources: "Britney Spears has flipped her lid in rehab, trying to hang herself with a bedsheet after screaming 'I am the anti-christ' to frightened staff. She made the demonic cry after scrawling the devil's number '666' across her head... the staff found her before she hurt herself."
The only way this story could get any crazier is if a wizard flew in on a unicorn and stabbed her in the throat with an enchanted sword. Maybe the sword of courage. Or maybe he would just cast a spell on her that made her fat and pregnant. Wait... uhh.
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