Tara Reid Is A Train Wreck

Monday, February 19, 2007

Tara Reid hasn't made my penis hard since America Pie, and I'm pretty sure it wasn't her at all, it was the hand job I got from Denise Rantcliff in the theatre. I'm not sure where you would find a bikini that ugly, but it has to be a enchanted swamp that is controlled by some evil wizard. No real human would invent straps like that. God.

Posted by Unknown at 2/19/2007  

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