Cameron Diaz Is Banging Djimon Hounsou

Monday, February 19, 2007

Sources are reporting that "Cameron Diaz was spotted getting cozy with Blood Diamond Oscar nominee Djimon Hounsou at L.A.’s Hyde Lounge on Thursday ... They were totally vibing each other, lip-on-lip action ... Cameron looked so happy… Djimon followed her every move.”

Onlookers at Hyde Lounge are saying that Diaz, 34, and Hounsou, 42 "were dancing really close, bodies pressed together," but a rep for Diaz says the pair are "just friends."

My experience with African men is that "following your every move" and "pressing against you on the dancefloor" doesn't necessarily mean that you're "more than friends," since they do that to every woman. It's part of their culture. Just like inviting you back to their apartments and taking off their trousers and ejaculating onto your shirt. That's how they say "hello" over there. At least that's what they keep telling me.


Posted by Reese at 2/19/2007  

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