Britney Spears Is Suicidal

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Numerous reports are circulating that claim Britney Spears tried to kill herself twice after shaving her head. How did she try to kill herself? Get this, she tried to walk into oncoming traffic.

The source claims:"After she shaved off her hair, Britney had a complete breakdown and tried to kill herself."

The most interesting part of the story is that she tried to walk into traffic. People have no imagination anymore. What ever happened to a good old fashioned hanging, or just shooting yourself in the head. If I killed myself I'd do something clever at the end, like blame my parents. Or only be wearing Duck Tales boxers.


Posted by Unknown at 2/22/2007  

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