Anna Nicole Smith Is Not Alive

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Anna Nicole Smith collapsed and died today at the Seminole Hard Rock Cafe Hotel. She was brought to a hospital, but she never regained consciousness. There is still no official word on how she died, but early reports are claiming heart failure.

Anyways, they are going to perform the autopsy early tomorrow morning, so we will find out soon. In totally related news, I still have a penis. Yah!


Posted by Unknown at 2/08/2007  

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