Anna Nicole Smith Gets CPR, Still Dead

Friday, February 09, 2007

This is the CPR video that everyone is making a big deal out of, but sucks because it's not even in freaking English. They're speaking Canadian or something. Those medical technicians don't know what they're doing, unlike me, who doubles as a sexy lifeguard at the beach. Sexy girls are always pretending to drown to get my steel pythons wrapped around them.

Posted by Unknown at 2/09/2007  

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