Vince Vaughn Likes Group Sex
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Female First is reporting that Vince Vaughn is getting over his break-up with Jennifer Aniston by enjoying orgies in hotel rooms.
According to one source, "the morning after one particularly wild night of partying, Vince was seen escorting a trio of ladies from his hotel room ... Meanwhile, Jennifer has not been coping so well with the split, and the stress has allegedly caused her to start sleepwalking."
Well, unless "bloated" is the new "buff," it's pretty obvious that Vince Vaughn is an evil scorceror and has the ability to seduce women and put them into deadly, trance-like state. It works through a magic potion in his semen. The only way to stop Vince Vaughn is with a crucifix, a lighter and some hairspray. I learned all this from a guy wearing a poncho, so you know it's true.
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