Johnny Depp's Girlfriend Is Beautiful

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

If you're wondering who this bridge dweller is, that's Vanessa Paradis, otherwise known as Johnny's girlfriend. Hunks like me and Depp usually bang 5 stars in hot tubs, but this girl looks like she got punched by a gorilla. A big one. I'm pretty sure I've seen horror movies where the creatures teeth look better than hers.

Posted by Unknown at 1/24/2007  

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