Jenna Jameson Wants Scarlett Johansson

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Scarlett Johansson is the number one choice to play the movie role of porn star Jenna Jameson. The movie will be based on Jenna's book, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale.

She revealed: "We're looking at Scarlett. She's my choice. I think she's beautiful."

I think everyone knows my obsession with Scarlett runs as deep as a virgin's blood, so I'm not going to sit here and pretend like I didn't cum by typing her name. Hmm. Let me get this straight: 2 hours of Scarlett having sex and wearing slutty outfits? Sounds like a plan to me. Not like the time me and my friends got arrested for the biggest bank heist in American history. Damn, Johnny. We should have only hit the registers, not the safe!


Posted by Unknown at 1/16/2007  

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