Cameron Diaz Has No Life

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Now that Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake are finished, she is reportedly moving out of the LA house she shares with the (sorta) sexy singer and back into her parents' place.

The couple, who have a 9 year age difference and who began dating in 2003, issued a joint statement last Thursday saying: "We have, in fact, ended our romantic relationship, and have done so mutually and as friends, with continued love and respect for one another."

Wow, that statement is really short and to-the-point. The last time I had to issue a statement when I broke up with someone, it was a 60 page document with a lot of references to "hairdryers" and "bathtubs" and "slippery tiles." Time before that was a binder full of diagrams showing how easy it is to bludgeon yourself with a shovel. Time before that was "spontaneous combusion." Too much research; that one I converted into a organic-carbon based power source and provided electricity for a needy village.


Posted by Reese at 1/18/2007  

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