Britney Is Maybe Pregnant

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

In what could be the worst news of the last 10 minutes, many of Britney Spears’s friends believe that she is pregnant again.

One reason everyone believes this:"Her dancers were indulging in Malibu rum and pineapple drinks and taking shots of vodka,” a witness to a January 14 party at a Las Vegas casino told the mag. “But Britney drank bottled water.”

Somebody who claims to be close friends with Britney had this to say: “I’ve seen her during the last two pregnancies and she has the same look now. She’s heavier, but that’s not it. It’s the sparkle in her eye. She always gets that sparkle when she’s pregnant, like she’s relaxed and happy.”

I'm not sure what this "sparkle in the eye" is, but somebody better punch this bitch in the stomach. Britney can't even take care of the children she has. They would be better off if someone tied a piece of steak to their diapers and hung them over a swamp of alligators.


Posted by Unknown at 1/17/2007  

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