Tom And Katie Are Married

Monday, November 20, 2006





















Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes finally tied the knot on Saturday in front of more than 150 guests at the Odescaldchi Castle in Lake Bracciano, Italy. The couple exchanged vows according to their bullshit scientology rules (which no one probably understood). I could probably give you more details, but I'd rather write about something interesting. Like vaginas. Or apple jacks. Anyways, if you want all the info, there's a new site with groundbreaking news called People. Maybe you heard of it?

Posted by darkhat at 11/20/2006  
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