Shanna Moakler Is Awesome
Monday, November 20, 2006
Shanna Moakler has gone public with the claim that Paris Hilton has herpes. Shanna, who is still pissed about Paris kissing her estranged husband Travis Barker, was asked to comment on her current feud with Paris.
She told X17: "All I have to say is don't forget to take your Valtrex Paris." (If you're retarded and never saw a commercial with a woman proving she's equal to a man buy rowing a canoe, Valtrex is an anti-herpes drug.)
Every generation has a hero that everyone can believe in. There were people like Buddha, Jesus, and even Joe Montana. But now there is Shanna Moakler. A lot of people think I"m a hero for many different reasons, but I'm really just doing the things I love. Does it really make me a hero because I cured brain cancer in baby dolphins? Maybe. But I do it for the animals. And hope. That's really what I believe in.
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