Jessica Simpson Has A Sex Tape?
Monday, November 27, 2006
Many people are claiming that Jessica Simpson is extremely nervous that a sex tape of her and Nick Lachey will be leaked onto the internet soon. Sources claim that the video has fallen into the hands of the same people who leaked the Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee tape.
A source told Britain's Daily Sport newspaper: "Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She's always been a girl of high morals and principles."
When I think of a Jessica Simpson sex tape, the movie in my head shows nothing but fireworks and an overview of earth with everybody holding hands in harmony. I've already masturbated 3 times while writing this post, so you can only imagine the video will be better. I don't know if you know this, but if she's having sex she will probably be naked. Probably.
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