Hilary Duff Is Single

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Not that anyone probably cares - but if there is any Hilary Duff fans out there - you'll be happy to hear that she has finally broken up with Good Charlotte's Joel Madden.

Good Charlotte's manager Steve Feinberg, confirmed: "Joel is at present, single."

Most claims that the 8 year age difference was the reason Duff dumped him, but nobody really knows. I can only imagine dating her would be like dating one of those dog toys. The kind that squeak real loud and get annoying all the time. Yah, that's her. Nothing but a dog toy. Based on how far apart her eyes are, experts at NASA believe she is really an alien from the third moon that circles the planet Yenton, which is located in the Bantash galaxy. True story.


Posted by Unknown at 11/28/2006  

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