Somebody's Getting Married

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have finally confirmed the fact that they are going to tie the knot. They will be married in Italy on November 18, which is exactly 19 months to the day of their first date.

The source claims: "The wedding location is so far a closely guarded secret, but one rumor has pinned down the site as George Clooney's idyllic villa by Lake Como. The other possible location would be Rome, the eternal city where they were first photographed together in 2005."

I don't know if anyone even cares about this anymore, because they waited way to long for this marriage thing. The excitement is gone. The same thing happened with my 8th wife Olga. Sure, she cooked the best beef stew in the entire village, but she wanted children, and my heart wasn't in it.


Posted by Unknown at 10/25/2006  

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