Snoop Dogg Is A Terrorist

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Snoop Dogg is looking at charges after trying to take a weapon onboard a plane. He had a 21-inch collapsible baton in his laptop case, which they found at a security checkpoint in California. Snoop tried to claim the baton was a prop for a new movie he was doing, but security didn't like the excuse.

Sheriff's spokesman Jim Amormino confirmed: "He had a collapsible baton which is classified as a dangerous weapon."

I'm pretty sure cops are going to search you if you look like a gangster, and if you have a weapon, they probably won't be impressed. I'm confident that people in Canada even understand why airport security is so high, and the only flying they know about is the kind the snow geese do. Surprisingly, they have a better understanding of aviation than New Zealand, who believes most of the population still rides around on dragons.


Posted by Unknown at 10/24/2006  

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