Scarlett Johansson Is A Singer

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Scarlett Johansson has signed a record deal with Rhino Records. "Scarlett Sings Tom Waits" is being recorded now and through the winter, with a possible release next spring. Don't worry though, word on the street is she can sing.

Fox news said: "Fear not, though. Unlike some other recent pop tarts, Scarlett — who turns 22 next month — can actually sing; she is no Paris Hilton. Also, her choice of material is a tad more sophisticated. She's making a whole album of songs by Tom Waits, one of the premier singer-songwriters in the business."

I don't really care what Scarlett's next adventure may hold, but I'm going to support her no matter what. This may be hard to believe, but I'll do almost anything a hot girl tells me to do. If Scarlett asked me to stick my penis in a cage of aggressive porcupines, I'd probably ask her if she wanted me to poke them with a stick before I pulled down my pants.


Posted by Unknown at 10/17/2006  

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